Personalized art. Unpersonalized chaos.
Your Bull Terrier.
Their Crimes.
Your New Favorite Artwork.
That egg-shaped head. That spectacular attitude. Turn your favorite little troublemaker into personalized artwork worth putting on the wall.
Free mischief first. Wall-worthy art next.
Exhibit A: an extremely good bad dog.
New studio. Clear promises.
Your photo, their personality
No public sharing without permission
Digital files. No shipping fees.
01 / Book the suspect
Big personality.
A very small criminal record.
Upload a photo, choose their alter ego, and download a free shareable rap sheet. Three ridiculous charges. Zero actual convictions.
Sample rap sheet • fictional suspect
Wanted for stealing hearts.
And your seat.
Pickles
Alias: Couch Goblin
- 01Grand theft of the warm spot
- 02Possession of stolen cushions
- 03Refusing to pay sofa rent
Bully Made Do It • Guilty of being loved
02 / From rap sheet to wall art
Make their mischief
a masterpiece.
A personalized digital poster built around your Bull Terrier's photo, name, and chosen personality. Made for the dog who has never once apologized.
- 01
Choose your character
Couch Goblin or Tiny Terror? You know them best.
- 02
Send the evidence
Use a clear photo and double-check their name.
- 03
We make it personal
Posters are fulfilled manually, not instant downloads.
Launch examples are illustrative, not customer commissions.
Personalized digital poster
$15USD
Introductory test price • one dog, one poster
- Your dog's photo and name
- Your choice of five personality themes
- A personalized digital artwork file
- No physical print or shipping included
Check product availability, file details, and the confirmed delivery estimate before purchasing. Personalized artwork is manually fulfilled; allow 3–5 business days once your photo and details are accepted.
Same chaos. More surfaces.
Shirts, mugs, stickers, and printed posters are on the wish list. Digital artwork comes first; physical products are not available yet.
Is the rap sheet really free?
Yes. Add a photo and name, pick a theme, and download a watermarked PNG immediately. No purchase required.
When will my poster arrive?
Unlike the free rap sheet, personalized posters are manually fulfilled. Allow 3–5 business days after your photo and details are accepted, and check the product page for the confirmed timing before checkout.
Will you share my dog’s photo?
The free generator runs in your browser. Permission to create artwork is not permission to publish your photo; gallery use requires separate consent.
Are these real customer examples?
We are a new studio. Launch examples are labeled as samples, and we do not present them as customer reviews.
Can I order a printed poster?
Not yet. We are starting with digital files; printed posters and other merchandise are planned for the future.
Loved beyond reasonable doubt